Holy shit, I'm a fucking zombie.
I was just minding my own business when what I thought was a homeless person decided it would be an awesome idea to bite a large hunk out of my arm. Now look at me.

Luckily I am not lacking any cognitive skills as of yet, and, except for some rotting flesh, I am fully functioning and feeling well.

Luckily I am not lacking any cognitive skills as of yet, and, except for some rotting flesh, I am fully functioning and feeling well.
